If more.whatever these are show up, I’m sure that there are toys everywhere for them. Amethyst is laid back and chill, Pearl seems flexible, both metaphorically and literally, and Garnet…Ĭentipeedles, ey? Neat name. So is this normal for Steven? Giant-Centipede-Eye-Monster-Things™?Ĭool, so we get a little intro to each character here. Steven would be the coolest kid in my neighborhood. HE GETS TO TAKE THE FREEZER?! I’d be so fucking jealous holy shit. I guess that makes him a crystal gem? I’m confused, but I like it so far.Īlso, as a fat kid myself, I really like that Steven is chubby. I know this show is supposed to get deep, but this early? This is cruel and unusual punishment, Steven Universe. “Not lion lickers! Nobody likes them.” I’m having flashbacks. I remember when my ice cream truck stopped selling TMNT ice cream. “Stopped making them? Why in the world would they stop making cookie cats?” I feel you, Steven. I like the kid with the lego head’s design. Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Steven, huh? I guess these are our main characters? It’s really well done in that amateur-ish style that I’ve seen recently. What a catchy intro! It kind of reminds me of Adventure Time, with the little kid and the cutesy music. Remember, I’m watching this show for the first time. There are lots of lesbians, and apparently they are from space

As a forewarning, here is what I know about Steven Universe. Now here I am on my brand-spanking new Reddit account, popcorn in hand, with the show loaded up.

My friend recommended that I post my reaction to the first few episodes on Reddit, so I figured that I might as well do that. I heard that the new season starts tonight so I wanted to start watching the show. I was busy with work and school, so even though I’ve heard good things about it I never started watching. Hey guys! My friend is a long-time Steven Universe fan, and has been bugging me to start watching the show for a couple of months now.

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